Uhh seriously…
I was sitting in my fine captalist home last evening and was watching yet another preseason football game on my wicked awesome big screen purchased with money earned not given and I saw a seriously disturbing sight… Apparently athletes that make a gazillion dollars a year can’t put water into their own mouths. Not that I haven’t seen this before but it just struck me as one of the most absurd things I have ever seen. Here is this poor schlub whom the players prob would never even acknowldge on the street, shooting water into their mouths like they were the almighty! Player walks over to “gameplan” and poof little water dude or dudette steps up shoots the appropriate amount of water in the mouth and moves on to the next victim. Sick. Oh and he/she has a towel too, wouldn’t want to spill any… what has our country come to…. here endth the lesson…
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